Percy knows what’s really important




imagine percy, annabeth, piper, jason, will, nico, leo, and calypso all watching disney’s Hercules playing a drinking game (drinking every time the movie gets something wrong- I would include Hazel and Frank if they weren’t cute little prudes) and Jason saying he’s gonna black out every time they…

WWFZD (What Would Frank Zhang Do)


I feel like Frank Zhang honestly has the most creative solutions.

  • Solution to chinese handcuffs? Turn into an iguana.
  • Solution to preventing Nike from putting an ancient curse on your friends? Shove your shoe in her mouth and kidnap her.
  • Solution to finding a snake for Triptolemus’ chariot wheel? Kill literally every katoblep in Venice— except one— and then have your dad transform it into a snake. 

For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked at Nico. Then at Annabeth, as if to check that he’d heard correctly. Then back at Nico.

‘You –’

‘Yeah,’ Nico said. ‘You’re a great person. But I’m over that. I’m happy for you guys.’

‘You … so you mean –’


Annabeth’s grey eyes started to sparkle. She gave Nico a sideways smile.

‘Wait,’ Percy said. ‘So you mean –’

‘Right,’ Nico said again. ‘But it’s cool. We’re cool. I mean, I see now … you’re cute, but you’re not my type.’

‘I’m not your type … Wait. So –’

‘See you around, Percy,’ Nico said.”

—    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus (via gaamoraa)

Fellow Demigods


Petition for Rick Riordan to make an entire book just about Solangelo

“ What if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?’ Percy wondered. ‘Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?” Leo smiled nervously. Maybe he and Percy did share something else – a stupid sense of humour. “Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS! YOU WILL DIE NOW! ”

—    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus (via gaamoraa)


I demand that Rick Riordan writes another book so we can see Leo arriving at Camp Half-Blood with Calypso and everyone is like ‘wtf you’re alive’ and everyone is so happy to see him and he introduces Calypso to his friends and Percy’s like ‘oh shit’ but Calypso is ok because she has Leo now.


Alternative Titles for Blood of Olympus


  • Ladies Kicking Ass
  • Something Good Finally Happens to Nico
  • Percy Jackson Got a Nosebleed and Almost Caused the Apocalypse
  • Jason Gets Glasses and Other Stuff Happens
  • Octavian is Just a Slightly More Literal Flaming Pile of Shit
  • Everyone Adopts Nico 
Nico and Will texting.


Nico and Will texting

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Will: Nico

Nico: Will. Stfu

Will: You need to be in bed. Doctor’s orders

Nico: I’m already in bed

Will: That’s the wrong bed.

Will: You need to be in my bed

Will: This bed here

"So this where the rivalry started" Percy said.
Percy pulled Annabeth close and kissed her.

When Percy pulled away, Annabeth looked like a fish gasping for air “The rivalry ends here”, Percy said “I love you Wise Girl”

—     THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF (via herestothedemigods)


never forget that percy’s nosebleed was responsible for the apocalypse 


"Not a word about the shirt," he warned. "Not one word."

-Blood of Olympus, Chapter XXIV -Reyna

Nico wearing a loud tropical number shirt that is epic. Ahahahaha


Percy: Sit down kids I'm gonna tell you guys about the time my nosebleed awoke gaea